Stankleberry Sullivan's Second Life Web Blog

Hello Japanese

2008-06-09T21:59:00.001-04:00

Entering chat range: maruko05 Aya (14m), makina Aya (15m)
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) And U. . . At that point IKAMO interesting. .
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) NORA clubbing together ISANCHINOTO
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Bath and toilet is the absolute and
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Yeah, yeah w
X-LANG 3.0: Foreign language: japanese

xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Outside. . . With no bath or
You: I like to take a bath every day.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) And the bath
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Oh Oh U?
You: Definitely.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Every day is like
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Every day is not?
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Ha-ha ^ ^
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) HAIROU bath every day!
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Hello-^ ^
You: Yes, every day!
You: Hi
You: How are you?
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Hello
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) I'm fine!
You: Sweet
You: I have never talked to Japanese before.
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Hi-^ ^
You: I am afraid.
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Did you? Translations are done too ^ ^
You: Yes, translations.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Wow
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Born in 2005!
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Yeah! ?
You: I am old!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) www
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) だっReally!
You: This translater works surprisingly well.
You: X-Lang translator
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Yeah

You: I like turtles.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) I like the turtles?
You: Do you?
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) In Japan, the tortoise is the symbol of money.
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) It difficult to answer?
You: Money is good.
You: So turtles are good.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Turtle-shaped amulets, IREMASU your wallet.
You: OoOoo
xStankleberry Sullivan: (en->ja) ooooo
You: Turtles rule.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Tortoise, long a symbol of riches.
You: Hooray for the tortoise!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) www
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Ha-ha ^ ^

xmakina Aya: (ja->en) I HAE from the grass in the head. . .
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) ww
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Pots?
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Interesting
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) The swaying in the wind
You: Yes, I have a plant hat. It is nice.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Very nice!
makina Aya: nice plant^^
You: Thank you!

maruko05 Aya gave you :::Last Ride::: Rabbit candy [Black].
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Japan's candy.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Rabbit candy.
You: Thank you!
You: Oh my god!
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Ha-ha ^ ^
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) I eat very happy!
You: THIS CANDY IS MAKING ME GO INSANE!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) www
You: Well, it was nice to meet you Japanese. I will see you later.
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Yes ^ ^
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) ^ ^ I was happy.
You: I was happy too.
You: Good luck!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) You people are so much fun!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Thanks ^ ^
You: You are fun as well!
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Also ^ ^.

You are mean, Elmer Hax

2008-04-09T17:15:00.001-04:00

Lately I have been hanging out in a place called The City Of Lost Angels. It is some sort of role playing place. I got an attachment thingy that tells me how much life I have. I also got a machine gun. Now I walk around in there and bother people. Then they usually kill me.

This guy's name is Elmer Hax. He is very short and pretty chubby. At first I just stood right next to him looking at him. Most people in The City of Lost Angels seem to have a probelm with that. I don't know why.

He started threatening me, so I made some faces at him.

Then he started to tell me that I was a gay that wanted to have sex with him. I asked him to let me, but then he got even angrier.

Then he shot me to death. Now I am dead. That's not nice, Elmer Hax.

Shot down

2008-04-09T17:06:00.000-04:00

I am not good at dogfighting.

The Red Baron

2008-03-31T11:45:00.000-04:00

Don't mess with me or I will shoot your fucking face.

Sweet short shorts

2008-03-31T11:43:00.000-04:00

I want these shorts!

The Greenies

2008-03-31T11:39:00.002-04:00

The other day me and Jess went to see the Greenies. They are aliens that live inside a gigantic house. I flew my helicopter in there.

Here we are sitting inside a giant bread box with a sad alien.

This cat almost ated us, but I popped it right in the nose. Then it cried.

Delicious turnips.

More pictures here:

I LOVE MY NEW HELICOPTER

2008-03-27T12:52:00.001-04:00

Jess got me this sweet ass helicopter. I like to fly it around and hover near random people. I also enjoy smashing it into things so it goes on fire. Fun! Click here for more pictures of me hovering near Second Life weirdos.

Sometimes I am able to fly into a store or a house, but usually one of the rotors will hit something. Then there is a really loud smashing noise, followed by tons of smoke. Then the other people in the store probably think, "Hm, why is there a burning helicopter on my head?"

This guy was standing outside nude. Sorry about kicking all of that sand up into your buttcrack and penis. That had to hurt.

Those are some huge fucking cans

2008-03-27T12:13:00.000-04:00

I was flying my new chopper around yesterday and found this club up in the sky. The nude girls all had huge titties. It was weird.

Two weiners!

2008-03-14T22:36:00.000-04:00

The other day I was flying around and I found these two ladies having some sex. Then I noticed that the white lady had two penises coming out of where her vagina should have been. Here is a log of our conversation:

[2008/03/09 21:43] MystiTool HUD 1.0.22: Entering chat range: Nyuu Littlething (13m), Gillian Barbosa (13m)
[2008/03/09 21:43] There is no suitable surface to sit on, try another spot.
[2008/03/09 21:44] Gillian Barbosa: No, I meant cleaning it off of you
[2008/03/09 21:44] Nyuu Littlething: lol
[2008/03/09 21:44] FP Roses Love Rug / Sex Rug whispers: Taste
[2008/03/09 21:44] You: Whoa'
[2008/03/09 21:44] You: Two weiners!
[2008/03/09 21:45] Nyuu Littlething: hey !
[2008/03/09 21:45] You: Sorry
[2008/03/09 21:45] Gillian Barbosa: GO tyhe fuck away
[2008/03/09 21:45] Nyuu Littlething: wtf man
[2008/03/09 21:45] You: I like your penises
[2008/03/09 21:45] Gillian Barbosa: Loser
[2008/03/09 21:45] You: Hahaha

After I left, apparenly one of them thought I somehow stole their sex carpet. I got the following IMs from one of them:

[2008/03/09 21:47] Nyuu Littlething: oi dickhead give back the rug
[2008/03/09 21:48] Stankleberry Sullivan: Huh?
[2008/03/09 21:48] Nyuu Littlething: the sex rug we were on dont play games , your left i went ,
[2008/03/09 21:48] Nyuu Littlething: *it went
[2008/03/09 21:48] Stankleberry Sullivan: I stole your pervert rug?
[2008/03/09 21:48] Stankleberry Sullivan: Sweet
[2008/03/09 21:48] Stankleberry Sullivan: I am going to put two penises in my mouth at the same time!
[2008/03/09 21:49] Stankleberry Sullivan: Woo woo

My visit with some sparkly latinos

2008-03-12T13:36:00.000-04:00

Here are some screenshots from Second Life that I took in 2005 when I visited some latinos for dinner. It is a web album. Enjoy!

Ron Paul speech

2008-02-18T14:31:00.001-05:00

I also gave a speech for Ron Paul at the Ron Paul headquarters. I am very popular on the political speech circuit. The Ron Paul fans were all screaming loudly and I was like, "If you fucking people don't vote for Ron Paul, America will die!" Then everyone was like, "Yes yes yes yes yes yes!"

After my speech Ron Paul came up to me and said, "You know, I have seen over 4000 vaginas while doing my vagina doctoring. What do you think about that, bitch?" I was like, "That's pretty awesome, dude. Ron Paul!"

Rally for Hope for Hillary Clinton

2008-02-18T14:27:00.000-05:00

The other day I gave a speech for Hillary Clinton at the Rally for Hope. The people there were all cheering for me and I was like, "Hillary Clinton is nice! Give her a vote!" Then the people were screaming, "Yes, voting is nice!" Then I was punching the air and screaming.

Hillary Clinton came by after my speech and said, "Stankleberry Sullivan, that was the best speech I have ever heard in my entire life. Would you like to be my vice president?" Then I said, "Fuck you, Hillary Clinton. You are a bitch."

Thanks for visiting Penis Land Enterprises, Skysurf Hotshot

2008-02-04T14:22:00.000-05:00

Someone named Skysurf Hotshot visited Penis Land Enterprises. He had a parachute on, I assume he parachuted in from somewhere and got a head injury or something. He was just standing there limply.

Anyway, Skysurf was adorned with some Penis Land brand penises and was awarded with thousands of internet dollars, as a reward for being Penis Land Enterprises's 1 millionth visitor. Congratulations, Skysurf Hotshot!

I'm a pirate!

2008-02-04T14:17:00.000-05:00

Arrrr

Welcome to Penis Land Enterprises, Brazilian prostitute

2007-12-21T15:59:00.000-05:00

This Brazilian prostitute came to Penis Land Ent. HQ the other day. She did not speak much english.

She seemed to like the penises.

Then she enjoyed the view. Nice to meet you, Brazilian prostitute!

Penis Land Enterprises

2007-12-14T17:20:00.000-05:00

I have created a new enterprise in the Second Life. Penis Land Enterprises. It's a good enterprise.
Here is a picture of me at my computer desk doing some enterprising.

You can visit me at Penis Land Enterprises by clicking on this link I think.

Humping in pervert town

2007-11-24T11:39:00.000-05:00

There is some sort of pervert town near where one of my Penis Lands are. Weirdos like to have sex there, among the garbage.

These two people were humping against a wall. I tried to join in, but my penis was too big.

Then they moved over to some tires and the chick started kissing the guy on the penis.

Then the "lady" got angry and left. The dude was upset with me for scaring off his "lady", so I stabbed him in the stomach with my giant penis. That didn't make him less upset. Oh well.

Women with weiners

2007-11-24T11:34:00.000-05:00

There are a lot of really strange people in the Second Life. These two girls had erect penises. They didn't want to be my friend.

Please stop shooting me

2007-11-11T12:35:00.000-05:00

This guy started shooting me with a gun because I was standing near him. His cripple friend was freaking out.

Dog penis attack

2007-11-11T12:29:00.000-05:00

This weirdo had a massive dog penis and he was putting it in peoples' mouths. I think he was a foreigner.

My home, Penis Land

2007-11-08T09:33:00.000-05:00

This is where I live in the Second Life. My land is called Penis Land. I grow penises there for the people of the Second Life world. If you are ever in there and you need a penis, perhaps to put into your holes, come on over to Penis Land. The penises are free and gigantic.

If you want to go there, the "slurl" is http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gartogg/16/57/53
I think "slurl" is short for "slut url".

Good morning internet

2007-11-08T09:28:00.000-05:00

Hello, my name is Stankleberry Sullivan. I live inside the Second Life. If you know me from there, you probably met me while I was harassing you or you were harassing other people with me. Harassment is fun.