The Red Baron

Don't mess with me or I will shoot your fucking face.

Sweet short shorts

I want these shorts!

The Greenies

The other day me and Jess went to see the Greenies. They are aliens that live inside a gigantic house. I flew my helicopter in there.

Here we are sitting inside a giant bread box with a sad alien.

This cat almost ated us, but I popped it right in the nose. Then it cried.

Delicious turnips.

More pictures here:

I LOVE MY NEW HELICOPTER

Jess got me this sweet ass helicopter. I like to fly it around and hover near random people. I also enjoy smashing it into things so it goes on fire. Fun! Click here for more pictures of me hovering near Second Life weirdos.


Sometimes I am able to fly into a store or a house, but usually one of the rotors will hit something. Then there is a really loud smashing noise, followed by tons of smoke. Then the other people in the store probably think, "Hm, why is there a burning helicopter on my head?"

This guy was standing outside nude. Sorry about kicking all of that sand up into your buttcrack and penis. That had to hurt.

Those are some huge fucking cans

I was flying my new chopper around yesterday and found this club up in the sky. The nude girls all had huge titties. It was weird.

Two weiners!

The other day I was flying around and I found these two ladies having some sex. Then I noticed that the white lady had two penises coming out of where her vagina should have been. Here is a log of our conversation:

[2008/03/09 21:43] MystiTool HUD 1.0.22: Entering chat range: Nyuu Littlething (13m), Gillian Barbosa (13m)
[2008/03/09 21:43] There is no suitable surface to sit on, try another spot.
[2008/03/09 21:44] Gillian Barbosa: No, I meant cleaning it off of you
[2008/03/09 21:44] Nyuu Littlething: lol
[2008/03/09 21:44] FP Roses Love Rug / Sex Rug whispers: Taste
[2008/03/09 21:44] You: Whoa'
[2008/03/09 21:44] You: Two weiners!
[2008/03/09 21:45] Nyuu Littlething: hey !
[2008/03/09 21:45] You: Sorry
[2008/03/09 21:45] Gillian Barbosa: GO tyhe fuck away
[2008/03/09 21:45] Nyuu Littlething: wtf man
[2008/03/09 21:45] You: I like your penises
[2008/03/09 21:45] Gillian Barbosa: Loser
[2008/03/09 21:45] You: Hahaha

After I left, apparenly one of them thought I somehow stole their sex carpet. I got the following IMs from one of them:

[2008/03/09 21:47] Nyuu Littlething: oi dickhead give back the rug
[2008/03/09 21:48] Stankleberry Sullivan: Huh?
[2008/03/09 21:48] Nyuu Littlething: the sex rug we were on dont play games , your left i went ,
[2008/03/09 21:48] Nyuu Littlething: *it went
[2008/03/09 21:48] Stankleberry Sullivan: I stole your pervert rug?
[2008/03/09 21:48] Stankleberry Sullivan: Sweet
[2008/03/09 21:48] Stankleberry Sullivan: I am going to put two penises in my mouth at the same time!
[2008/03/09 21:49] Stankleberry Sullivan: Woo woo

My visit with some sparkly latinos

Here are some screenshots from Second Life that I took in 2005 when I visited some latinos for dinner. It is a web album. Enjoy!