Monday, June 9, 2008

Hello Japanese

Entering chat range: maruko05 Aya (14m), makina Aya (15m)
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) And U. . . At that point IKAMO interesting. .
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) NORA clubbing together ISANCHINOTO
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Bath and toilet is the absolute and
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Yeah, yeah w
X-LANG 3.0: Foreign language: japanese

xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Outside. . . With no bath or
You: I like to take a bath every day.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) And the bath
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Oh Oh U?
You: Definitely.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Every day is like
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Every day is not?
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Ha-ha ^ ^
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) HAIROU bath every day!
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Hello-^ ^
You: Yes, every day!
You: Hi
You: How are you?
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Hello
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) I'm fine!
You: Sweet
You: I have never talked to Japanese before.
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Hi-^ ^
You: I am afraid.
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Did you? Translations are done too ^ ^
You: Yes, translations.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Wow
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Born in 2005!
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Yeah! ?
You: I am old!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) www
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) だっReally!
You: This translater works surprisingly well.
You: X-Lang translator
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Yeah


You: I like turtles.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) I like the turtles?
You: Do you?
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) In Japan, the tortoise is the symbol of money.
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) It difficult to answer?
You: Money is good.
You: So turtles are good.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Turtle-shaped amulets, IREMASU your wallet.
You: OoOoo
xStankleberry Sullivan: (en->ja) ooooo
You: Turtles rule.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Tortoise, long a symbol of riches.
You: Hooray for the tortoise!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) www
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Ha-ha ^ ^

xmakina Aya: (ja->en) I HAE from the grass in the head. . .
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) ww
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Pots?
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Interesting
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) The swaying in the wind
You: Yes, I have a plant hat. It is nice.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Very nice!
makina Aya: nice plant^^
You: Thank you!

maruko05 Aya gave you :::Last Ride::: Rabbit candy [Black].
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Japan's candy.
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Rabbit candy.
You: Thank you!
You: Oh my god!
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Ha-ha ^ ^
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) I eat very happy!
You: THIS CANDY IS MAKING ME GO INSANE!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) www
You: Well, it was nice to meet you Japanese. I will see you later.
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Yes ^ ^
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) ^ ^ I was happy.
You: I was happy too.
You: Good luck!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) You people are so much fun!
xmaruko05 Aya: (ja->en) Thanks ^ ^
You: You are fun as well!
xmakina Aya: (ja->en) Also ^ ^.
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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

You are mean, Elmer Hax

Lately I have been hanging out in a place called The City Of Lost Angels. It is some sort of role playing place. I got an attachment thingy that tells me how much life I have. I also got a machine gun. Now I walk around in there and bother people. Then they usually kill me.
 
This guy's name is Elmer Hax. He is very short and pretty chubby. At first I just stood right next to him looking at him. Most people in The City of Lost Angels seem to have a probelm with that. I don't know why.
 
He started threatening me, so I made some faces at him.
 
Then he started to tell me that I was a gay that wanted to have sex with him. I asked him to let me, but then he got even angrier.
 
Then he shot me to death. Now I am dead. That's not nice, Elmer Hax.
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Shot down

 
I am not good at dogfighting.
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Monday, March 31, 2008

The Red Baron


Don't mess with me or I will shoot your fucking face.
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Sweet short shorts


I want these shorts!


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The Greenies


The other day me and Jess went to see the Greenies. They are aliens that live inside a gigantic house. I flew my helicopter in there.

Here we are sitting inside a giant bread box with a sad alien.

This cat almost ated us, but I popped it right in the nose. Then it cried.

Delicious turnips.

More pictures here:

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

I LOVE MY NEW HELICOPTER


Jess got me this sweet ass helicopter. I like to fly it around and hover near random people. I also enjoy smashing it into things so it goes on fire. Fun! Click here for more pictures of me hovering near Second Life weirdos.


Sometimes I am able to fly into a store or a house, but usually one of the rotors will hit something. Then there is a really loud smashing noise, followed by tons of smoke. Then the other people in the store probably think, "Hm, why is there a burning helicopter on my head?"

This guy was standing outside nude. Sorry about kicking all of that sand up into your buttcrack and penis. That had to hurt.
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